Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of
Humor about that? I mean does that seem funny to you, or are you...?
No, it holds in my manhood. Otherwise, it would be too much for
You to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life
The notion is that if you wanna welcome me with open arms
I'm afraid you're also gonna have to welcome me with open legs
That's a really obnoxious thing to say
No it's not! Why should I say something behind
Your back that I can't tell you to your face?
Has it come to this? Is this the only way that
You can talk to a woman? To do that shtick?
Let me ask you something. Why is it shtick when all women
Have ever wanted, ever since we've crawled out of cages
Why can't a man just tell me the truth and just speak to
Me plainly? So if I do that, you can't have it both ways
Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit
That's how you get one to eat a dick
Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick
They like to get dissed, they like it rough
Women are so fucked up in the head some like to get snuffed
And they come back for more
'Cause men are from Mars and women are from Venus
That's why they like to suck penis
Don't ever let them tell you different
Women are just as horny as men
They're just programmed inhibition
That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts
Down to take it in their butts
They're always lickin' somebody's nuts
And why not? That's why God made 'em
Adam was kinda lonely so God took one of his ribs and created him
'Cause before that, Adam was fuckin' animals
That's why women like to get fucked like animals, it's only natural
And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches
I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious
I'm just statin' facts, that are down to take a smack
And they'll break their back bendin'
Over for you if your game's intact
They say they're not into games
But those are the dames playin' the most games
The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine
They're actin' like they're so tame
But before you met them they fucked fifty cats
And they can't remember no names
Tell 'em right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack"
And most likely they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet
It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said
But fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp
They're useless to a sick pimp
Like me who needs his gratification instant
But one thing ugly bitches are good for
Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're poor
So shout out to the homely
And my deep condolences to you, bitch
'Cause honey for the rest of your life you'll be lonely
And I know some of you are sayin', "Necro ain't all that"
But yo, men don't even have to look good as long as you rap
Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap
As long as he convinces you he's an emotional cat
And if he's a cold person that got money
Most broke bitches will take the cock
In their tummies, they're not dummies
Money turns bitches on, once you broke the bitch is gone
Money'll have a bitch in a thong strippin' a song
It'll have a bitch in a pong gettin' shitted on
I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong
But I've been broke for centuries
And haven't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees
I guess that's how you know you got game
I could be broke and bummy and still
Get the same as a cat that got fame
I know cats that trick, they're practically payin' the bitch
And they can't even play with her clit
'Cause she's sayin' some shit
Portrayin' like she's afraid of dick
'Cause you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick
She's playin' you quick
She'll hold out on the pussy the longest
Possible time she can make you wait for it
'Cause once she gives it up you might diss the slut
And she's thinkin' like, "Business son
Let me milk everything out of this schmuck"
She don't give a fuck 'cause most men are foul
I'm down to fuck any girl in the bowels, we get around
So we're looked at as bank accounts
Amounts like a quarter pound or an
Ounce, but bitch my checks'll bounce
Not sayin' all women are like this
But yo I got no problem with it, I'll
Pay the price if she got the right tits
I see nothin' wrong with payin' for a tight clit
If I'ma pay for anything I might as well pay to excite my dick
I've paid for worse things
You should pay for somethin' that'll last
Like a French maid with a fat ass
If I had mad cash I'd open up a whorehouse
Honestly I had this bitch at my crib frontin' so I threw her out
She wasn't suckin' dick correct, the bitch was wrecked
She shoulda known when she hit the deck not
To stop suckin' until she ripped her neck
After all I bought her a beer
And you'd think she'd be grateful enough
And able to stuff a cock in her mouth
And make sure I'm taken care of before walkin' in here
But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough
In the freezing cold, skeezer do what you're told
'Cause once a slut gets old you'll be payin' me to suck my pole
'Cause when a man gets old he blossoms
But when a woman gets old she starts rotting
There's not too many options
Just plenty doctors with operations and lotions
Liposuction and face-lifts and Noxzema for old skin
You can't escape demise by takin' some weight off your thighs
It's a law of nature to die
You patronize death when you old bitches
Use a facial cream that says it age defies
These companies are playin' games with lives
That's why these 85 year old millionaires are takin' wives that are 25
What's my point? You bitches better lick up
Before corrosion eats your lips up and
They ain't soft enough to dick suck
It ain't easy, man. It may look glamour like to you, 'cause you
See me ridin', ya dig? Snakeskin down to the floor, ya dig?
Hat and shoes to match, diamonds on fingers and watches on arms
I'm tellin' you, it might look easy, baby, but you gon' have
To work strong to get to this status, baby. See you at the top
You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question: "
What do women want?" Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful if you
Were the one man on Earth finally able to answer that question?
